The only toy in Gen X that could probably give darts a run for its money as far as injuries go is this fucking thing. So the merry-go-round was this giant metal platform. The metal was always rusted as fuck. That's why they always had to have tetanus shots. Steel poles coming out of it. Painted in like lead paint that was like flaking and chipping.
GIRL DADS ALWAYS KNOW THAT.... HIS DAUGHTER MAY SEE HERSELF LIKE THIS, BUT... HE WILL ALWAYS SEE HER LIKE THIS. NO MATTER HOW OLD SHE GETS. @STOIC.DAD.DAILY
HOW MANY OF THESE WERE JUST NORMAL TO YOU? 1. ALUMINUM ICE TRAYS WITH THE LEVER 2. SHARING ONE TV IN THE HOUSE 3. WRITING CHECKS AT THE STORE 4. HANGING CLOTHES OUTSIDE 5. SITTING CLOSE TO THE TV 6. PHONE ATTACHED TO THE WALL 7. WAITING ALL WEEK FOR ONE SHOW 8. DRINKING FROM THE HOSE 9. NO REMOTE... YOU WERE IT 10. MEMORIZING PHONE NUMBERS HOW MANY
OMG ALL OF THIS. Do you know why the people of my generation don't want your electric car, don't want your Tesla self-driving car? Because we had a self-driving car already in our age. It was named Christine. Also, we were terrorized and traumatized by the movie Maximum Overdrive. And if you can relate to either one of those, get up in here, becaus
I was just thinking the other day, remember when we were kids and our parents would send us off to public school with a little $2 or $1.50 or something like that to get some lunch. I'd get my little apple juice and a chicken patty or a slice of pizza or something. But there were always those kids, you know, those cool kids, or depending on who you
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